August 2011
“All U Can Eat
Son, look at all the people in this restaurant
What do you...”
– Ben Folds
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I'm currently
looking for an epic dress to wear to a wedding in October. I cant find ANYTHING!
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My day off
consists of me wrapped in a blanket on the couch while my lovely makes dinner and feeds me whiskey as an appetizer Le sigh :D
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“I have been waiting all my life to be with you. My heart slams against my ribs...”
– Henry Rollins.
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“Hope is the real killer. Hope is harmful. Hope enables us to sit still in the...”
– Gringo Stars (via zeitgeistmovement)
FUCK YES
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I was leaving the clinic just now to go run an...
junkyard-bodhisattva:
and someone threw an asiago cheese and jalapeno bagel at my head. I did not see who threw it. My thoughts were as follows:
I am so embarrassed.
Fuck you!
Who the fuck throws bagels?
How did they know that that’s my favorite kind?
This is actually kinda funny.
If I don’t blog about this on tumblr, it did not really happen.
Haha! This made me lol HARD.
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When people flirt with the person you Love..
rockabillybabee:
suggakitten:
LMMFAO. GPOY.
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